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PostSubject: 100% tauren's humor :p   Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:05 am

original post link: >>> Ask a Faction Leader: Cairne Bloodhoof <<<

little spoiler:
Dear Cairne,

Yesterday I was distressed to see a Tauren riding a Hawkstrider. Although I'm not much of a D.E.H.T.A. sympathizer, I think It's a bit cruel to be asking a poor beast like that to be heaving a 2 ton Minotaur up and around Azeroth. What really disturbed me though, is that later in the day, as I was walking through Dalaran, I saw the same Tauren sitting on his mount (hawkstrider) for about 30 minutes. Anyway, just thought I should bring it to your attention.

Troll Rogue,

Cairne responds:

Your concern for the native wildlife of Azeroth is heartening, young rogue. I, too, was worried for the health and safety of the hawkstriders when our blood elf allies originally began instructing us on how to ride them.

The blood elves assured me, however, that their magisters had magically enhanced the hawkstriders used for riding to be much larger and stronger than normal hawkstriders. My son, Baine, has often joked that male blood elves have a preternatural obsession with magically enhancing things to be larger and stronger, but I must admit that I did not understand what he meant. The humor of the young is lost on me.
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PostSubject: Re: 100% tauren's humor :p   Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:42 am

Hahaha xD

Blood Elves seems to have found their own version of Viagra Smile
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